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- Before walking into room, turn doorknob.
- Yes, that is a wall there. No your mother did not put it up yesterday. It has been there since the day this house was built.
- That's a chair. You're not
a X-mana X-menShadowcat. You can't walk through it. - Likewise with the sofa.
- And the recliner.
- The table is hard. When chasing the cat, duck because running into at full speed, however slow that may be, will hurt your head.
- When driving, look at the road, not the weird birds.
- Yes, your bed has always been that high off the ground.
- There is this thing called "gravity"...because of it, if you hang off the bed, you will fall.
- By the way, there are stairs there.
- Also, make sure your skirt is out of the car before you close the door and walk off.
- Your name does not have two A's.
- Make sure you aren't standing on your purse strap before you stand up holding it.
- Underneath the chair is tile. If you lean one way or another, you will get well acquainted with it.
- After walking in from the rain, your shoes are wet and slippery. Be careful when walking on slick floors.
- You look a fool when you are wearing lolita and heels and your ankle rolls. Watch your step.
- Don't forget to compensate for the weight of the stuff in your backpack BEFORE picking it up.
- ( rain + grass ) x high heels = lose^42
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I've got a headache....Current Location: home
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