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emmyette
emmyette
12 September 2007 @ 06:43 pm
Note to Self (remember this)....  
  1. Before walking into room, turn doorknob.

  2. Yes, that is a wall there. No your mother did not put it up yesterday. It has been there since the day this house was built.

  3. That's a chair. You're not a X-man a X-men Shadowcat. You can't walk through it.

  4. Likewise with the sofa.

  5. And the recliner.

  6. The table is hard. When chasing the cat, duck because running into at full speed, however slow that may be, will hurt your head.

  7. When driving, look at the road, not the weird birds.

  8. Yes, your bed has always been that high off the ground.

  9. There is this thing called "gravity"...because of it, if you hang off the bed, you will fall.

  10. By the way, there are stairs there.

  11. Also, make sure your skirt is out of the car before you close the door and walk off.

  12. Your name does not have two A's.

  13. Make sure you aren't standing on your purse strap before you stand up holding it.

  14. Underneath the chair is tile. If you lean one way or another, you will get well acquainted with it.

  15. After walking in from the rain, your shoes are wet and slippery. Be careful when walking on slick floors.

  16. You look a fool when you are wearing lolita and heels and your ankle rolls. Watch your step.

  17. Don't forget to compensate for the weight of the stuff in your backpack BEFORE picking it up.

  18. ( rain + grass ) x high heels = lose^42
 
 
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