Well I've come to the conclusion that I just about FAIL at lj-seek. And that my mom has weird friends. She's on the phone with one of her friends, and the only phrases I've been able to make out are "testicle expert", "twisted balls", and "should've asked for a demonstration." WHAT. The. F$CK. LIEK, SERIOUSLY, DOOD...WOAH.

[EDIT] I just realized that the title has NOTHING to do with what I typed....oops--not