Fandom: Star Trek AOS
Subject: startrek_diary HSAU RP
Title: Rocketship Underoos, & Apparently the Aliens Desire Trousers
Warnings: Mind-exploding awesomeness; pure CRACK
Notes: I tried to get all the characters in there, but you guys are ridiculous. I tried covering all of the major events, but once again, you guys are ridiculous. Every time I would get close to finishing, another thirty pages would spring up. This thing is close to fifty tracks; I'm putting a cap on it where it is. Maybe I'll do a sequel if this RP keeps on the way it's been. It probably will, because YOU GUYS ARE RIDICULOUS. This is a mix in five parts: part one is for st_d in general; part two is for the ensemble of characters from the HS AU as well as groups of those characters; part three is for single characters or couples; part four is purely for prom night; part five is just...well, it's just because these characters are a bundle of love explosions.

i. Team Awesome v.s. The Fighting Mongooses of Rigel Seven

So, what shall we play? I'm thinking it's time for a good High School AU...

01 | In This Diary // The Ataris
[all]

Here in this diary
I write you visions of my summer
It was the best I ever had
There were chorus's and sing alongs
And that is spoken feeling
And knowing that right now is all that matters


02 | Start of Something New // High School Musical
[all]

I never opened my heart
To all the possibilities
I know that something has changed
Never felt this way
And right here tonight

This could be the start
Of something new
It feels so right
To be here with you
And now looking in your eyes
I feel in my heart
The start of something new

ii. Were-beagles, were-bagels, and laser-bagel-slicers

Every year, teams are assembled to work on a school wide-project, each of which has a faculty advisor. The gist of this project is to create an invention to better mankind's path through the stars...

03 | Call Me, Beep Me // Christina Milian
[all]

Call me, beep me if you
wanna reach me
If you wanna page me it’s okay

Doesn't matter where
Doesn't matter when
I will be there for ya til the very end
Danger or trouble
I'm there on the double
You know that you always can call


04 | Kung Fu Fighting // Carl Douglas
[zombie attack]

Everybody was Kung Fu fighting
Those kids were fast as lightning
In fact it was a little bit fright'ning
But they fought with expert timing


05 | Just Wanna Be With You // High School Musical
[group project/copernicus ship yard]

I got a lot of things
I have to do
All these distractions
Our future's coming soon
We're being pulled
A hundred different directions
But whatever happens
I know I've got you


06 | Someday We'll Know // Mandy Moore & Jonathan Foreman
[all]

Someday we'll know
If love can move a mountain
Someday we'll know
Why the sky is blue
Someday we'll know
Why I was meant for you

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

Someday we'll know
Why Samson loved Delilah
One day I'll go
Dancing on the moon
Someday you'll know
That I was the one for you


07 | High School Musical // High School Musical 3: Senior Year
[students]

Lookin' forward from center stage
To graduation day
Time to get the future started
What we leave what we take with us
No matter what
It's somethin' we're part of
We learn to fly together side by side
I just hope the rest of my life
Will feel as good as my

High School Musical
Who says we have to let it go
It's the best part we've ever known
Step into the future
We'll hold on to High School Musical
Let's celebrate where we come from
The friends who've been there all along, just like...
High School, High School Musical


08 | Freaks // Hedwig and the Angry Inch
[students]

We are freaks we follow the code of freaks
We are freaks stand back and that's that
We are freaks we fuck who we please and do what we choose
We're not bad we're not diseased or confused


09 | This is Halloween // Nightmare Before Christmas
[halloween dance]

In this town, don't we love it now?
Everybody's waiting for the next surprise

iii. WITH SCIENCE!

There were zombies, Naked!Kirk, two school dances, some aliens who stole pants for no reason, a were-beagle, some kindergartners, and a LOT OF FUCKING ANGST!

10 | Little Seal Girl // As Told By Ginger
[lucy]

Most folks think that I'm not real
'Cause I'm half girl and I'm half seal


11 | Molly Smiles // Jesse Spencer
[tony]

Daddy's little girl paints the world with her magic wand
Daddy's little child breathes new life to the morning time for me
Though we're apart, her thoughts follow me
When I come home, Molly smiles with the dawn
Molly smiles, and she radiates the glow around her halo


12 | Love Save the Empty // Erin McCarley
[kirk + caz]

Little girls don't know how to be sweet girls.
Mama didn't teach me.
Little boys don't know how to treat little girls.
Daddy didn't show me.


13 | When You Were Young (Victoria's Secret Fashion Show Remix) // The Killers
[archer + pike + tony]

Can we climb this mountain? I don't know
Higher now than ever before
I know we can make it if we take it slow
Let’s take it easy, easy now, watch it go

We're burning down the highway skyline
On the back of a hurricane that started turning
When you were young
When you were young

And sometimes you close your eyes
And see the place where you used to live
When you were young


14 | Behind Enemy Lines // Demi Lovato
[bones/kirk]

See, I was trying to be everything you weren't expecting
All I ever wanted was to try and keep you guessing
But I'm falling way too fast
I just want this love to last
Forever, forever
And everytime I feel this way
Oh, something's changed for the better


15 | Rock Me Sexy Jesus // Ralph Sall Experience
[singh]

He lays down science, really blows my mind
But he's also got abs
That transcend space and time


16 | Mamma Mia // ABBA
[caz/tony]

Look at me now, will I ever learn?
I don't know how but I suddenly lose control
There's a fire within my soul
Just one look and I can hear a bell ring
One more look and I forget everything, w-o-o-o-oh

Mamma mia, here I go again
My my, how can I resist you?
Mamma mia, does it show again?
My my, just how much I've missed you
Yes, I've been brokenhearted
Blue since the day we parted
Why, why did I ever let you go?
Mamma mia, now I really know,
My my, I could never let you go.


17 | When I Grow Up // Pussycat Dolls
[kirk + hadley + jackson + green]

Now I've got a confession
When I was young I wanted attention
And I promised myself that I'd do anything
Anything at all for them to notice me
But I aint complaining
Y'all wanna be famous
So go ahead and say what you wanna say
You know what its like to be nameless
Want them to know what your name is
'Cuz see when I was younger I would say

When I grow up
I wanna be famous
I wanna be a star
I wanna be in movies

When I grow up
I wanna see the world
Drive nice cars
I wanna have groupies


18 | Love Game (Robots to Mars Remix) // Lady Gaga
[bones]

I wanna kiss you
But if I do then I might miss you, babe
It's complicated and stupid
Got my ass squeezed by sexy cupid
Guess he wants to play, wants to play
A love game, a love game


19 | Protecting Me // Aly & AJ
[Archer + Porthos]


You, You're always there for me
When I need you most
Day and night you're by my side
Protecting me
When I feel like crashing down
You seem to be around
There you are
You're not that far


20 | Stronger // Kanye West
[scotty/gaila]

Work it harder, make it better,
do it faster, makes us stronger,
more than ever, never over,
Our work here is never over.

N- n- now th- that don't kill me
Can only make me stronger
I need you to hurry up now
'cause I can't wait much longer
I know I got to be right now
'cause I can't get much wronger
Man I've been waitin' all night now
That's how long I've been on you

I need you right now
I need you right now

Let's get lost tonight


21 | Don't Go (Girls & Boys) // Fefe Dobson
[kiki/oh pavel!]

But none of that compares to
Just one night alone with you
And what you do


22 | How Far We've Come // Matchbox 20
[spockles]

Waking up at the start of the end of the world,
But it's feeling just like every other morning before,
Now I wonder what my life is going to mean if it's gone,
The cars are moving like a half a mile an hour
And I started staring at the passengers who're waving goodbye
Can you tell me what was ever really special about me all this time?

I believe the world is burning to the ground
Oh well I guess we're gonna find out


23 | Extraordinary Girl // Green Day
[christine/spockles]

He lacks the courage in his mind
Like a child left behind
Like a pet left in the rain

She's all alone again
Wiping the tears from her eyes
Some days he feels like dying
She gets so sick of crying


24 | Pocketful of Sunshine // Natasha Bedingfield
[kirk]

Wish that you could,
But you ain't gonna own me
Do anything you can to control me
No, oh No-o

Take me away (take me away)
A secret place (a secret place)
A sweet escape (a sweet escape)
Take me away (take me away)
Take me away (take me away)
To better days (to better days)
Take me away (take me away)
A hiding place (A hiding place)


25 | Bubble Pop Electric // Gwen Stefani
[caz + christine + oh pavel!]

I'm restless can't you see I try my bestest
To be good girl because it's just us
So take me now and do me justice

I'm waiting patiently
Anticipating your arrival
And I'm hating
It takes so long to get to my house
To take me out


26 | These Boots are Made for Walking // Jessica Simpson
[caz]

You keep saying you got something for me
Well officer I don’t mind to say you do
Now your looking right where I thought you’d be looking
Legs come handy when laws in front of you

These boots are made for walking
And that’s just what they’ll do
One of these days these boots are gonna walk all over you


27 | I Believe in a Thing Called Love // The Darkness
[mitchell/desalle]

Can't explain all the feelings that you're making me feel
My heart's in overdrive and you're behind the steering wheel

Touching you, touching me
touching you, god you're touching me

I believe in a thing called love
Just listen to the rhythm of my heart
There's a chance we could make it now
We'll be rocking 'til the sun goes down
I believe in a thing called love
Ooh!

I wanna kiss you every minute, every hour, every day
You got me in a spin but everythin' is A.OK!


28 | One Week // Barenaked Ladies
[kirk/bones]

It's been one week since you looked at me
Cocked your head to the side and said "I'm angry"
Five days since you laughed at me saying
"Get that together come back and see me"
Three days since the living room
I realized it's all my fault, but couldn't tell you
Yesterday you'd forgiven me
but it'll still be two days till I say I'm sorry


29 | Wig in a Box // Hedwig and the Angry Inch
[spockles]

I get down
I feel had
I feel on the verge of going mad
And then it's time to punch the clock

I put on some make-up
And turn up the tape deck
And pull the wig down on my head


30 | We Belong // Pat Benatar
[pike/number one]

Many times I've tried to tell you, many times I've cried alone
Always I'm surprised how well you cut my feelings to the bone
Don't wanna leave you really, I've invested too much time
To give you up that easy, to the doubts that complicate your mind
We belong to the light, we belong to the thunder

We belong to the sound of the words we've both fallen under
Whatever we deny or embrace for worse or for better
We belong, we belong, we belong together


31 | Out of this World // Cosmic Blush ft. Proto Zoa
[kiki/oh pavel!]

So many dreams to fly to
And I'll be right beside you
We're getting closer to the sun
They're shining
We'll let the moon astound us
A million stars surround us
Wishing on each one

You're out of this world
You can't get any better
We're gonna last forever
Keep your head up don't look down


32 | Love is a Battlefield // Pat Benatar
[christine/spockles]

You're beggin' me to go, you're makin' me stay
Why do you hurt me so bad
It would help me to know
Do I stand in your way, or am I the best thing you've had
Believe me, believe me, I can't tell you why
But I'm trapped by your love and I'm chained to your side

iv. It's time for everyone's favorite high school cliche: PROM.

All of your favorites: Sharpay, Ryan, Chad, Taylor, Martha, Zeke and, of course, Troy and Gabriella are finally seniors!




Wait. Wait. Wrong franchise.

33 | Night to Remember // High School Musical 3: Senior Year
[prom]

It's gonna be a night to remember
It's gonna be the night to last forever
It's gonna be a night to remember
It's gonna be the night to last forever
(Last Forever)
It's gonna be our night (you know it)
To remember (all time)
Come on now, big fun (big fun)
It's gonna be the night (love it)
To last forever (the rest of our lives)
Well never ever ever forget

It's gonna be our night (oh yeah)
All together (say it loud)
Come on now, everyone (thats right)
It's gonna be a night (yeah tonight)
To remember (hear the crowd)
And never ever ever never ever ever never ever never ever ever forget!


34 | Gives You Hell // All American Rejects
[desalle/mitchell v. dehner/mcgivers]

When you see my face
Hope it gives you hell
Hope it gives you hell
When you walk my way
Hope it gives you hell
Hope it gives you hell
If you find a man that's worth a damn and treats you well
Then he's a fool, you're just as well, hope it gives you hell

Hope it gives you hell

Tomorrow you'll be thinking to yourself
Where'd it all go wrong, the list goes on and on


35 | Picture to Burn // Taylor Swift
[dehner/mcgivers + brain slug]

So watch me strike a match
On all my wasted time
As far as I'm concerned you're
Just another picture to burn

There's no time for tears,
I'm just sitting here planning my revenge
There's nothing stopping me
From going out with all of your best friends
And if you come around saying sorry to me
My daddy's gonna show you how sorry you'll be

If you're missing me,
You'd better keep it to yourself
Cause coming back around here
Would be bad for your health...


36 | U Got Nothin' On Me // Demi Lovato
[brain slugs]

Laughing as we gazed under the moon
You kissed me and it never felt too soon
Hard to believe that anything
Could tear us apart
That you'd break my heart


37 | Evacuate the Dancefloor // Cascada
[sex pollen & mind-control slugs]

My body's aching
System overload
Temperatures rising
I'm about to explode
Watch me I'm intoxicating taking the show
It's got me hypnotized
Everybody step aside

Steal the night
Kill the lights
Feel it under your skin
Time is right
Keep it tight
Cause it's pulling you in
Wrap it up
Can't stop cause it feels like an overdose

Oh, oh, evacuate the dancefloor
Oh, oh, I'm infected by the sound
Oh, oh, stop, this beat is killing me

v. I think I'm in love ... And I think he might love me back.

I waited my entire life for this. For you...You are my sun. I love you.

38 | Can I Have This Dance // High School Musical 3: Senior Year

It's like catching lightning the chances of finding someone like you
It's one in a million, the chances of feeling the way we do
And with every step together, we just keep on getting better
So can I have this dance (can I have this dance)
Can I have this dance


39 | Greatest Day // Take That

Stay close to me, Stay close to me
Watch the world come alive tonight
Stay close to me.

Tonight this could be the greatest night of our lives
Let’s make a new start, The future is ours to find
Can you see it, can you see it in my eyes
Can you feel it now, can you hold it in your arms tonight


40 | Origin of Love // Hedwig and the Angry Inch

Last time I saw you
We had just split in two.
You were looking at me.
I was looking at you.
You had a way so familiar,
But I could not recognize,
Cause you had blood on your face;
I had blood in my eyes.
But I could swear by your expression
That the pain down in your soul
Was the same as the one down in mine.
That's the pain,
Cuts a straight line
Down through the heart;
We called it love.


41 | Love Will Tear Us Apart // Joy Division

Yet there's still this appeal
That we've kept through our lives
Love, love will tear us apart again


42 | Someone to Watch Over Me // Ella Fitzgerald

Won't you tell him please to put on some speed
Follow my lead, oh, how I need
Someone to watch over me


43 | Do I Love You // Frank Wilson

As long as there is life in me
Our happiness is guaranteed
I'll fill your heart with ecstasy, forever darling

Do I love you?
Do I love you?
Do I love you?
Indeed I do Indeed I do



44 | Catch Me // Demi Lovato

But your so hypnotizing
You've got me laughing while I sing
You've got me smiling in my sleep
And I can see this unraveling
Your love is where I'm falling
But please don't catch me



45 | What a Difference a Day Makes // Jamie Cullum

My yesterday was blue dear
Today I'm a part of you dear
My lonely nights are through dear
Since you said you were mine