Dinner. I have the following:

• ramen
• left over grilled chicken
• a different flavor of ramen
• MAGIC
• this kitty here on my desk
• crackers and jam
• baked beans
• I might have a chicken pot pie in the freezer but I can't be assed to get up and check
• offbrand Frosted Flakes (hilariously called "Frosted Flakes") with milk
• can of SOOP

Also I think my frogs may have mated. I don't know if I can handle frogbabies. Is there a morning-after frog pill? Also, one of my shrimps DISAPPEARED WTF.

And another question: does anyone want to go to Big Bend National Park with me sometime this year? It'll be cooler in the autumn, but there is more rain so the roads over there may flood. But if we go in the summer it is LE HOT. I really want to go back super soon. And possibly never return. Alternatively, anyone want to go to Guadalupe Mountains National Park?

I got Bernie a scratching post so he would scratch that and not my furniture and he is confused by it. He just lies next to it with a look of total incomprehension on his wee little face. I think I may have to teach him how to use it.