(11:31:34 AM) Me: let's talk about awkward moments when you find out your little brother brought a girl home last night only because she emerges from his room while you are watching Pokemon and scratching your crotch
(11:31:52 AM) Friend: LMAO
(11:32:04 AM) Friend: how old is your brother?
(11:32:07 AM) Me: 19
(11:32:10 AM) Friend: kk
(11:32:27 AM) Friend: so how'd that moment go? ;)
(11:32:27 AM) Me: but seriously a warning would be nice so that I'm not acting like a complete caveman
(11:32:35 AM) Friend: hehe
(11:32:39 AM) Friend: sorry
(11:32:41 AM) Me: omg we locked eyes and I forgot to remove my hand from my crotch
(11:32:58 AM) Friend: and what did she do/say?
(11:33:14 AM) Me: so I'm sitting in my room with my hand glued to my crotch staring at this random girl
(11:33:27 AM) Me: and then my brother comes out behind her with a mortified look on his face and herds her away
(11:33:39 AM) Me: considering I embarrassed him so badly, I consider it a victory on my party
(11:33:41 AM) Me: *part
(11:33:51 AM) Friend: LOL
(11:33:54 AM) Friend: ys
(11:33:56 AM) Friend: yes
(11:37:45 AM) Me: I left my room for two seconds to pee
(11:37:58 AM) Me: and in that time my cat managed to get himself stuck between my chair, my bookshelf, and the wall
(11:38:21 AM) Me: I come back in and I hear this frantic shuffling and he is stuck there with a toy in his mouth
(11:38:23 AM) Friend: you are the fastest pee'er ever ;)
(11:38:36 AM) Friend: hehe cute
(11:38:50 AM) Me: well I knew he was playing and I have a lot of awkward crannies where toys and cats can get stuck
(11:38:55 AM) Me: so I went in to super flash pee mode
(11:39:41 AM) Friend: interesting superpower ;)
(11:40:05 AM) Me: yeah well not everyone can be blessed with kryptonian physiology ;)
(11:40:12 AM) Friend: hehehe