So I'm in pop choir now.

I can imagine you are all aksing, "Well gee Megan, how did that happen?" and then adding on "Especially since you have to audition to get into it and you never did." Well my friends, it goes something like this.

ME: *wanders into choir room and sits down to read*

SHIRK: *walks in room starts putting seating chart up on board*

ME: *looks nosily and sees that she has been assigned to sit front row center*

SHIRK: *walks out*

ME: *panics because can't sing* (thinks) OMG WHY AM I IN THE FRONT?!?!?!?!?1 *drama attack*

OTHER STUDENTS: *walk in*

SHIRK: *comes in with Huge Tomes of Music that are a Pretty Green Color and sets them on the piano* Okay everyone get a book...this is our music for the next concert.

ME: *gets book and opens it up, realizes it is mostly Italian and German, has never sung in Italian or German....freaks out more internally. Looks around room to see/hear others going through music*

SHIRK: *catches eye and does some weird Come-hither-you-are-damned motion*

ME: *follows like an idiot*

SHIRK: Blah blah blah Pop Singers needs another alto blah blah blah interested? Blah blah blah scholarship blah blah blah Dr. Faber blah blah blah $200. Blah blah blah schedule on Tuesdays and Thursdays blah blah blah. Interested?

ME: *is stunned and in shock, possibly suffering from traumatic shock syndrome* ...Yeah okay...I'm free.

SHIRK: Ok great see you tomorrow. By the way how well do you read music?

ME: I used to play violin.

SHIRK: Great. See you Thursday.

ME: *adkfjaskdj* o.o

And that, ladies and gentlemen, is how Megan ended up in pop choir. And she's still not sure exactly what happened there.... ????????