You would too if you read the nutritional facts on the backs of packages before eating something. You know those Mother's brand frosted oatmeal cookies? I think they are, in fact, divine--a gift from God (or whatever is up there looking down on us muddling up our lives) to the human race as an apology for making life so damn awkward at times. But anyways...back to the cookies....

I usually eat about six of them because skinny ol' me figures "Well I'm thin....I can eat whatever I want because my metabolism runs faster than Wally West". BAAAAD. Really BAD. I just read the back of the stupid little package--apparently, the serving size is two. Yes, that's right. Dos. Deux. TWO FRICKIN' COOKIES.

Bloody hell, who eats just TWO cookies?!?!?! Ye gods....

Also, I have just realized that I am indeed swimming in CATS. Seriously. They dominate my life.

(lolz at the egl dram0rz.....)