Woke up this morning to Mom hollering at me from across the house to get up and make coffee. Tried to roll over and go back to bed because I do not equal a morning person in any universe. Eventually got up, made coffee, and went back to bed. Thirty minutes later she comes into my room asking if I'm going to get up. I had my alarm set to go off in a half hour more, so I grumbled and grouched and bitched about being woken up by being yelled at, and why did I have to get up so early to begin with?

Well, turns out we were supposed to go to the flea market today. But I forgot. Because when I wake up I am barely capable of getting my retainer out of my mouth, just forget about remembering what day it is and what I'm supposed to be doing.

I remembered halfway through my first cup of coffee, but Mom was already pissed off and had decided to go without me. She spent the next hour saying, "I'm leaving in x minutes," "I need to take blah blah blah."

I'm really fucking sorry I'm not a morning person, but I think you would know that I am not at my best right when I wake up after living together for 21 years.

I really fucking wanted to go to the fucking flea market and I wanted to go with Mom because she knows how to spot good deals and we have fun making sex/drug jokes together since it's in a shady part of town.

I still don't have a "real" job but now I'm stuck ferrying around some kid to and from school.

Fucking Habitarium on Neopets is glitching so I can't level up unless I sit there and refresh the page all day. And all my P3s are dying.

I know that, in the grand scheme of things, it's totally not true, but sometimes I feel like I really suck at life.