IF YOU WEREN'T ALREADY DEAD I'D TELL YOU TO DIE IN A BLAZING FIRE. I'M GOING TO TAKE YOUR GODDAMN HOUSE OF SEVEN GABLES AND SHOVE IT UP YOUR ASS. AND I AM NOT TALKING ABOUT THE BOOK. I AM GOING TO TAKE THE PYNCHEON FAMILY HOUSE AND LITERALLY CRAM IT UP YOUR RECTUM.

Who the fuck likes this shit? If you do, please try convincing me to like him. Because I've got two hours to do this paper and I have had a MASSIVE block since the thing was assigned. I think I could do a 10 page essay analyzing Twilight in a POSITIVE manner and enjoy THAT more than I am this.

Just. Fuck me. I can't see how this is not going to be late. :[