FUCK YES. I can totes do this for the rest of my life.
ALSO:
1. Grab the nearest book.
2. Open the book to page 123.
3. Find the fifth sentence.
4. Post the text of the next 4 sentences on your LJ along with these instructions.
5. Don't you dare dig for that "cool" or "intellectual" book in your closet! I know you were thinking about it! Just pick up whatever is closest.
6. Tag five people.
Young Artemis had turned off the security on his way into the institute. It had been an easy thing to bypass all the alarms with the director's pass card. Earlier in the day, when he had bee given the guided tour, he had posed several complicated questions on the validity of the theory of evolution. The director, a committed evolutionist, had allowed Artemis's arguments to distract him long enough to have his pocket picked by Butler.
- Artemis Fowl: The Time Paradox, Eoin Colfer
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