Beth: WE ARE ON FOR TOMORROW DO I NEED TO BRING ANYTHING WHEN DO YOU WANT ME THERE AND HERE IS THE CONDOM AWARENESS VIDEO I TOLD YOU ABOUT NSFW OBVS

Sarah/Kate: I AM WEARING VINTAGE CHERRY ON SATURDAY SINCE IT'S THE SUMMERIEST THING I HAVE SORRY SARAH ALSO WHAT ARE WE DOING/WHERE ARE WE GOING

The cats are all over me. All. over. me. I took the longest fucking shower since ever tonight. Felt so good.