Give me a character from any fandom, tv show, movie, book you know that I know and I will tell you:


a. My favorite thing about that character.
b. My least favorite thing about that character.
c. One person I would ship them with in their own verse.
d. One crossover ship for them I think would be neat.
e. One crossover universe for them I think would be even neater.
f. Their ship from hell.
g. Their song.
h. The title of their biography or autobiography.
i. The last bad dream they had.
j. How they're gonna shuffle off the mortal coil, if they haven't already.

Title: In the Privacy of Bowls
Fandom: Star Trek XI
Characters/Pairing: McCoy/Kirk
Rating: PG-13 for language
Notes: For a prompt from st_xi_kink: Bones/Kirk: If anyone ever finds out they'll deny it, but every so often they spend the night locked in their quarters slowdancing to 20th century love songs. Un-beta'd. Song is here on youtube for those of you who want to have some background music. Title from the Cole Porter song "Let's Do It."



( I'M CAPTAIN KIRK. )