(with apologies to Achebe for title theft)


I'm not getting the apartment. I'm not going to Japan. I have furniture in my garage and a knife set in my room. I don't have a passport. I'm not going to need to learn Japanese EVER because I blew off my last chance to go (like an idiot). I've also just wasted a year of school.

I need to do something. I need to get away from here, or I'm going to go mad.


Anyone need a roomie for A-kon?