I've done this before, but when I saw kellynoel doing it, I just had to try again.


RULES:
Go to Google and type in your first name and the phrase. Copy and paste the first sentence/phrase you get that makes sense.

Q: Type in "[your name] needs" in the Google search
A: The only thing that Megan needs help with at this point is in the area of responsiveness.
Because her assassin training has made her blank slate with a killer poker face.

Q: Type in "[your name] looks like" in Google search
A: MEGAN LOOKS LIKE A WATERMELON AND I WANT TO EAT HER
That's a weird fetish...

Q: Type in "[your name] says" in Google search
A: Megan Says These are Clever!
Megan says random Capitalization is not clever!

Q: Type in "[your name] wants" in Google search
A: Megan wants to be like every other little girl
This makes me sound so pathetic

Q: Type in "[your name] does" in Google search
A: Megan Does West Virginia.
And I got paid well for doing it too. ;)

Q: Type in "[your name] hates" in Google search
A: MEGAN HATES BEING HOT.
Because it is sooooooooo hard to be good looking. I am SMOKIN'!

Q: Type in "[your name] asks" in Google search
A: Megan asks the very good question of whether regulatory approval should give drug companies a pass and it's a really good question.
...............WHUT. Redundant sentence is redundant.

Q: Type in "[your name] goes" in Google search
A: Megan goes "About Town".
What's the use of these quotation marks?

Q: Type in "[your name] likes " in Google search
A: Megan likes Obama.
............NOT

Q: Type in "[your name] eats " in Google search
A: Megan eats egg tofu.
Oh, so am I hanging out with Ben?

Q: Type in "[your name] wears " in Google search
A: megan wears a dickey
Oh gawd....do you know what the word "dickey" meant to my brother and me when we were wee little children? DX

Q: Type in "[your name] was arrested for" in Google Search
A: Megan was arrested for indecent exposure while crossing The Bay bridge on The way to The starting line.
Why are there Several words That are randomly Capitalized within this Sentence?