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emmyette
emmyette
11 July 2008 @ 12:22 am
On Mastication  
me: k
gaaawwwwwwdddd.....
I am SOOO hungry
lol....I don't feel like eating though
I wish I just had a button to push and then I'd be full
11:39 PM Elizabeth: haha I know how you feel
me: Masticating is such hard work sometimes!
Elizabeth: I really haven't been eating right lately because I just don't feel like eating
gawd I know!
me: XD
Elizabeth: and then everyone's like
STOP MASTICATING SO LOUDLY
me: Lol....I purposely masticate loudly
Elizabeth: THE NEIGHBORS CAN HEAR
me: OMG WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
11:40 PM THERE IS A SUCH THING AS MASTICATING TOO LOUDLY Y'KNOW
Elizabeth: I just have a problem :(
I mean I just get so into it
FFFFFFFFFFF OKAY NOW THAT THIS JOKE IS EVEN MORE AWKWARD
8D
me: rotflmao
11:41 PM dying from laughter over here
Elizabeth: hahaha me too
me: x.x
is dead
Elizabeth: Rob's like "what are you laughing at, is it phallic imagery again"
xD
me: YES ROB IT IS PHALLIC IMAGERY
tell him I say hi
11:42 PM Elizabeth: Rob says "ew"
to your "hi"
and then he says "haha I'm kiddin hi"
me: well tell him I revoke my hi
11:43 PM and replace it with crass sailor talk
Elizabeth: Rob: * chuckle *
11:44 PM me: OKAY WELL I WILL STOP USING YOU AS A TELEGRAPH NOW
Elizabeth: xD
me: I think I'll have some yogurt....?
Y/N?
Yogurt = no masticating
right?
Elizabeth: that is true
11:45 PM me: uuugghh....
so what do you think about when you masticate?
11:46 PM Elizabeth: oh nothing in particular
WHY?
me: I just enjoy masticating to the thought of you yourself masticating
.....
...
...because that is not creepy on twenty different levels
11:47 PM Elizabeth: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
oh my god
hahahaha
11:48 PM well then Megan I'm not sure if we should be friends anymore
I mean
11:49 PM me: you would like to be more than friends?
Elizabeth: masticating like that... it's not healthy
................
me: do you think of me whilst you masticate?
Elizabeth: ............
.......no
I sit back and think of England
11:50 PM me: OMG..........NOOOOOO
aaaaahahhhahaaha
Elizabeth: xD
me: XD
Elizabeth: OH HEY SUBJECT CHANGE REAL QUICK
me: k
Elizabeth: I got new glasses today :>
shiny and new
me: I HATE YOU
I WANT NEW GLASSES
Elizabeth: and everything looks kind of weird because my prescription slightly changes
me: pic?
Elizabeth: AW CRAP I FORGOT YOURS BROKE
me: yeah
11:51 PM I kind of hate you now
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