An Entry that has NOTHING to do with Harry Potter?!?! Say it isn't so!

[emmyette]

Was hungry. Wandered about kitchen for some time. Poked head in pantry. Opened refrigerator. Closed refrigerator. Opened freezer. Closed freezer. Opened refrigerator again. Took out cold cut turkey sandwich meat. Closed refrigerator. Ate cold cut turkey sandwich meat. Concluded cold cut turkey sandwich meat does not constitute a meal. Opened bag of odd off-brand chips. Ate one odd off-brand chip. Determined you really do get what you pay for. Ate many odd off-brand chips anyway. Still hungry. Ate Cocoa Puffs out of free Tony the Tiger bowl. Drank water. The end.

That was my lunch hour. Charming, ain't it?