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startrek_diary regularly. Because I am broke and it is good cheap cracky fun. Std (as we wackos call it) is about to reach it's one year anniversary. In honor of it, I tried summarizing the games involved in the high school au we've formed there, which is our most prominent game.
The students are split into two teams to create a project to embetter man's path through the stars. Jams Kirk asks Caroline McKenna to the dance, creating much turmoil. In retaliation, Leonard McCoy invites Pavel Chekov to accompany him, thus cockblocking Hikaru Sulu who wants in the wee Russian genius' rocketship boxers. Pavel leaves his ledger--and said underpants--at Sulul's house. [Data Error] Spock, in a great show of team solidarity rescinds his previous invitation to Nyota Uhura and instead asks Christine Chapel. Also he is emo.
Kirk and Sulu get into it, over the ledger that Sulu didn't turn over and his supposed mutiny. Later, Kirk gets his ass handed to him by Chapel, McKenna, Rand, and Uhura. Sulu is declared a traitor to his team when he is seen sexing Pavel under the bleachers. It is revealed that McKenna has a BIG WHOPPIG crush on Instructor Giotto. Scotty writes limericks and he and Kirk fly Pavel's underwear from the flagpole.
After being rescued from the roof by McKenna, Archer becomes convinced that she needs to be transferred from Giotto's beginning combat couse, into Crosby's advanced one. Obviously, Caroline is not up for this because she wants in Giotto's pants. Eventually she jumps the school gates and it's discovered that the contact information in her school file isn't accurate. Mr. Giotto goes looking for her. So does Hikaru Sulu. Janice Rand and Nyota Uhura discuss redesigning Starfleet's uniforms.
Turns out there are ZOMBIES afoot. Caroline and Hikaru are stuck in a mausoleum with undead things trying to get in. Mr. Giotto joins them. Montgomery Scott turns out to be a genius zombie fighter *cough*ShaunoftheDead*cough* and he and Pavel Chekov beam the zombies into the motherfucking SUN (and the dumbasses in the mausoleum away from the (un)dead horde). Mr. Giotto and Caroline go for coffee. She leaves her lipgloss in his car and is apparently living alone (illegally). Bubbles and Sam decide they are squicked by teacher/student romantic/sexual relationships. Kink is British.
Jonathan Archer, Christopher Pike, and Tony Giotto are apparently drinking buddies and discuss the values of wine versus beer. In a dumb move that will come back to bite her in the ass, Caroline bets Christine Chapel that she can sleep with Tony Giotto by the end of the year. She makes a (not)date for the next day to cook risotto for him. Christine realizes that her only choice for a date to the dance is [Data Error]. He carries her books around. Caroline flirts with Tony and gets called to Principle Archer's office where she is reprimanded and enrolls in Astrogation in place of her combat class with Mr. Giotto. Jim and Len agree to go to the dance together.
While attempting to find flowers to give to Len that night, Jim happens upon a Betazodian Creeper plant-thing that essentially drugs him up. A NUDEKIRK alert is issued. Spock has a good day. Caroline corners Mr. Giotto in his office and kisses him. He decides to take an emergency vacation to his parent's home in Italy. Len and Hikaru lock Jim on the roof (damn, that place gets a lot of action!) and trick him into thinking he's going to get a foursome. He insults the Motherland, sending Pavel on a murderous Russian rampage. Hikaru manages to stop him by holding a rag to his face and asking, "Does this smell like chloroform to you?" The dance happens. Pavel breaks up with Hikaru for drugging him.
The next day Caroline, Christine, Hikaru, and Josiah Tormolen plan to cut school to head to the beach. After much negotiating and car searching, it's decided that Caroline, Joe, and Pavel will take Jim's car (he owes Christine a favor) to the beach while Christine, Hikaru, and Spock will go to the mall to emo it up, after which they will somehow get Hikaru and Pavel back together.
SEVEN HUNDRED COMMENTS happens and there is much rejoicing.
Pavel opens Jim's glove compartment and cries. You would too, don't lie. Twilight is mentioned. A plan is concocted for them to meet up and then throw Hikaru and Pavel out of the car so that they are forced to walk back to school while working through their problems. Instead of going back to the school, the two get sandwiches. Jim is brainraped by Pike. Caroline and Chrissie head for the forest, taking Jim's car.
Pavel and Hikaru go to the beach, where Spock catches sight of them mid-make out. Pavel runs off and Spock has angst. And a black lace parasol. Due to shitty traffic Caz and Chrissie are there for damage control.
And you want to know something? Highlight to be enlightened:
So if you have a shitton of time to kill and no money to hire a hit man, check out the first game: http://community.livejournal.com/startrek_diary/6267.html and then click on the "HSAU" tag in the sidebar and wait for your motherfucking brain to explode.
startrek_diary regularly. Because I am broke and it is good cheap cracky fun. Std (as we wackos call it) is about to reach it's one year anniversary. In honor of it, I tried summarizing the games involved in the high school au we've formed there, which is our most prominent game.The students are split into two teams to create a project to embetter man's path through the stars. Jams Kirk asks Caroline McKenna to the dance, creating much turmoil. In retaliation, Leonard McCoy invites Pavel Chekov to accompany him, thus cockblocking Hikaru Sulu who wants in the wee Russian genius' rocketship boxers. Pavel leaves his ledger--and said underpants--at Sulul's house. [Data Error] Spock, in a great show of team solidarity rescinds his previous invitation to Nyota Uhura and instead asks Christine Chapel. Also he is emo.
Kirk and Sulu get into it, over the ledger that Sulu didn't turn over and his supposed mutiny. Later, Kirk gets his ass handed to him by Chapel, McKenna, Rand, and Uhura. Sulu is declared a traitor to his team when he is seen sexing Pavel under the bleachers. It is revealed that McKenna has a BIG WHOPPIG crush on Instructor Giotto. Scotty writes limericks and he and Kirk fly Pavel's underwear from the flagpole.
After being rescued from the roof by McKenna, Archer becomes convinced that she needs to be transferred from Giotto's beginning combat couse, into Crosby's advanced one. Obviously, Caroline is not up for this because she wants in Giotto's pants. Eventually she jumps the school gates and it's discovered that the contact information in her school file isn't accurate. Mr. Giotto goes looking for her. So does Hikaru Sulu. Janice Rand and Nyota Uhura discuss redesigning Starfleet's uniforms.
Turns out there are ZOMBIES afoot. Caroline and Hikaru are stuck in a mausoleum with undead things trying to get in. Mr. Giotto joins them. Montgomery Scott turns out to be a genius zombie fighter *cough*ShaunoftheDead*cough* and he and Pavel Chekov beam the zombies into the motherfucking SUN (and the dumbasses in the mausoleum away from the (un)dead horde). Mr. Giotto and Caroline go for coffee. She leaves her lipgloss in his car and is apparently living alone (illegally). Bubbles and Sam decide they are squicked by teacher/student romantic/sexual relationships. Kink is British.
Jonathan Archer, Christopher Pike, and Tony Giotto are apparently drinking buddies and discuss the values of wine versus beer. In a dumb move that will come back to bite her in the ass, Caroline bets Christine Chapel that she can sleep with Tony Giotto by the end of the year. She makes a (not)date for the next day to cook risotto for him. Christine realizes that her only choice for a date to the dance is [Data Error]. He carries her books around. Caroline flirts with Tony and gets called to Principle Archer's office where she is reprimanded and enrolls in Astrogation in place of her combat class with Mr. Giotto. Jim and Len agree to go to the dance together.
While attempting to find flowers to give to Len that night, Jim happens upon a Betazodian Creeper plant-thing that essentially drugs him up. A NUDEKIRK alert is issued. Spock has a good day. Caroline corners Mr. Giotto in his office and kisses him. He decides to take an emergency vacation to his parent's home in Italy. Len and Hikaru lock Jim on the roof (damn, that place gets a lot of action!) and trick him into thinking he's going to get a foursome. He insults the Motherland, sending Pavel on a murderous Russian rampage. Hikaru manages to stop him by holding a rag to his face and asking, "Does this smell like chloroform to you?" The dance happens. Pavel breaks up with Hikaru for drugging him.
The next day Caroline, Christine, Hikaru, and Josiah Tormolen plan to cut school to head to the beach. After much negotiating and car searching, it's decided that Caroline, Joe, and Pavel will take Jim's car (he owes Christine a favor) to the beach while Christine, Hikaru, and Spock will go to the mall to emo it up, after which they will somehow get Hikaru and Pavel back together.
SEVEN HUNDRED COMMENTS happens and there is much rejoicing.
Pavel opens Jim's glove compartment and cries. You would too, don't lie. Twilight is mentioned. A plan is concocted for them to meet up and then throw Hikaru and Pavel out of the car so that they are forced to walk back to school while working through their problems. Instead of going back to the school, the two get sandwiches. Jim is brainraped by Pike. Caroline and Chrissie head for the forest, taking Jim's car.
Pavel and Hikaru go to the beach, where Spock catches sight of them mid-make out. Pavel runs off and Spock has angst. And a black lace parasol. Due to shitty traffic Caz and Chrissie are there for damage control.
And you want to know something? Highlight to be enlightened:
THAT IS ONLY PAGE FUCKING THIRTY ONE IN THE FIRST GAME. WE HAVE OVER TEN GAMES MOST OF WHICH ARE ALL AROUND 5000 COMMENTS/JUST OVER A HUNDRED PAGES OF COMMENTS EACH. THIS IS FUCKING INSANITY.
So if you have a shitton of time to kill and no money to hire a hit man, check out the first game: http://community.livejournal.com/startrek_diary/6267.html and then click on the "HSAU" tag in the sidebar and wait for your motherfucking brain to explode.