MOAR HP Fanfic

Title: Ironic
Series: Harry Potter
Characters: Percy Weasley, Oliver Wood
Rating: PG....because of the angsty slash
Warnings: angst, slash, unrequited love (?)
Disclaimer: If I owned it, I wouldn't be writing FANFIC, now would I?

It's like ten thousand spoons when all you need is a knife
It's meeting the man of my dreams
And then meeting his beautiful wife
And isn't it ironic...don't you think
A little too ironic...and, yeah, I really do think...

It's like rain on your wedding day
It's a free ride when you've already paid
It's the good advice that you just didn't take
Who would've thought... it figures

Life has a funny way of sneaking up on you
Life has a funny, funny way of helping you out
Helping you out

--Ironic, Alanis Morissette

( 'How ironic,' thought Percy, as he sat alone in his London flat... )

MOAR....MOAR...MOAR....HP Fanfic ABOUNDS!!!!

Fifth HP fanfic...I'm stuck in a fandom right now. Ummm...I'm thinking of trying for seven fics altogether, to honor the seventh book coming out. So that means I need two more by Saturday? Geez...haha, I want to do a "coming out" story now, but I'm not sure...

I don't really like the ending of this one too much. Meh...but I was thinking of maybe continuing it? I'm not sure. I would like to know why Draco's there in muggle London, haha. What do you think?

Title: Here
Series: Harry Potter
Characters: Hermione Granger, slight Draco Malfoy
Rating: G...I think. Or an EXTREMELY light PG
Warnings: none
Disclaimer: If I owned it, I wouldn't be writing FANFIC, now would I?

( This was it. Mental case or no, Hermione was going to come clean. She was sick of these secrets. She would make her understand... )

Goblet of Fire movie parody

DUMBLEDORE: He's been keeping the real Moody locked up in a box and - Good Lord, that's a little bit kinky.
CROUCH JNR: Eeeeverything I do is a little bit kinky. Has anyone noticed I'm dark, intense, leather-clad and now restrained to a chair?
SNAPE: ... I did, actually.
HARRY: These films have gone totally hardcore.

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